hans von stuttgart tobi@goblin.technology

hi im spigot hellsite

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

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here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

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crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

Blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit.

#Bisexual #Enby, They/Them
#TTRPG player, lover of bad #scifi and #horror
Bookworm and cook

Header by @welshpixie

passionate about the environment and social justice

full-time python/django dev, part-time progress-spruiker

🌎 Spanish Teacher, Cert. Med. Interpreter, Tutor
🐇 Bunny Feeder & Litterbox Cleaner
🏞️ Nature Enthusiast
📜 History Fan
👨‍🍳 Home Cook
☀️Climate Change Activist
💾 Interested in IT
🤐 Pretty Introverted
💪 Union member
🍺 Home Fermenter
📚 Lifelong Language Learner (find me on LingQ: https://lingq.com/?referral=Fluffy_Barracuda)

❄️ Pronouns—he/him/his, él/lo

⏳ Born@347.15ppm

Banner photo: calm lake with bright fall trees around it
Avatar photo: 1 gray & 1 white rabbit admire fall trees

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism now!
non-binary trans woman
pansexual
polyam
Berlin-based
i do tech and such
will sometimes post lewd (text), minors stay away from those posts or i will fire you directly into the sun

DMs welcome :) (dungeon masters and direct messages)

#nobot #noindex #nosearch​

Queer. Autistic. Old. Vidgam maker. Made of dinosaur corpse juice and cat hair. they/them. Death to Videodrome.
fr/en
:transgender:

Hi! I'm an Englishman in my early thirties & write online docs for a living.

I usually post about technology, cars & UK politics. I also share photos of food I've cooked & plants I'm growing. Follow requests are welcome. 🙂

I have been on the fediverse since 2017. Views my own. cis, gay, he/him. 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈

#nobot #noindex #nosearch

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hi

waiting to post pfp after go to salon please wait

(okay it has been a long time now i have adhd sue me you'll win default judgment)

about:
communist with anarchist tendencies
queer, nonbinary
interested in family abolition,
adhd

also at franley@emacs.ch for free software related things, very boring

I'm moving here from jorts. Currently under construction.

Don't index, nobot, don't scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.

Sincere, Weird, & Goofyly Intrusive! Agender queer 90s kid that enjoys the blogging and HTMLing. I'm also a #BlackVTuber #ENVTuber playing visual novels, chill sims, puzzles.

Rendered a pop culture wasteland by pop culture osmosis; when you didn't grow up with cable TV you have to make do.

I swear, am sometimes rowdy, and enjoys talking to self/void. I strive to be good, but not nice-- decorum's a waste of time and it's out of scope.

#nobot #nosearch

#Queer, #Trans, easily distracted 💜🖤

Will probably mostly post about #BDSM, #QueerFeminism, #RelationshipAnarchy, #UX, parenting, maybe books or art.

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I host a TIN+ (trans*, inter, non-binary kinksters & friends) munch in Berlin. Feel free to dm me for details!

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Profile pic shows my crossed legs. I am wearing black socks with a white puppy paw on them and have a tattoo of a rainbow molotow cocktail with 'Queer Revolution' written around it on my upper leg.